Idiocy and Gay Juice
I've just discovered that there are people in this world who believe that the only drink of choice for gay men in particular - I quote, the 'gayest cocktail' - is the one that contains pineapple juice. Interesting. Why? Well, all "gays drink pineapple juice." Why? Well naturally...
"because pineapple juice interferes with protease inhibitors in anti-HIV medication, and they want to show that they are safe so that they can indulge in promiscuous sex."
Such pearls of wisdom are few and far between, a precious insight indeed; the word 'gay' is no longer just an adjective, but a noun, and most gays apparently carry HIV. Those few that don't carry the virus diligently demonstrate their negative status by drinking pineapple juice, thereby proving that they don't take meds, with which the juice would otherwise interfere. They must, therefore, be themselves uninfected, legitimising the responsible expression of their universally voracious, sexual appetites.
How considerate these 'gays' are, and thank god for the pineapple. Finally, a concrete method through which you can prove your robust health.
I thought that the sentient universe had come to a sudden end when a Chicagoan once asked me what language we spoke in England; I hereby amend the souce of that particular concern to the above.
Really, how any person can suffer such massive failings of logic and still be allowed to vote, let alone reproduce, is entirely beyond me.
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I'm just going to give you some facts.
1. Most gays are not infected with HIV.
2. Most people infected with HIV are NOT gay. The highest concentration of infected people is in Africa. Soon, they will be over taken by India. By far the most common form of transmission in these areas is heterosexual sex.
3. Most gays don't drink pineapple juice. I don't, and I'm not HIV positive.
Interesting. I kinda like pineapple juice. Not HIV positive though. We're all quite merrily gay here (any day now at least) - the post was more satirical than factual, though I suppose the subject matter can be mistaken if you aren't familiar with the author - who is quite the poof I hear (no offence Stairs).
Or do you know the author? Sometimes it's hard to keep track. :)
Note to Stairs: I think I know why you're getting all that blog spam - your posts are being ranked pretty high on some search engine somewhere, you really need to look into that, people are jumping in during the middle of the conversation. ;)
well, i am currently drinking pineapple juice, and was wondering what was so healthy about it, so i googled "pineapple juice" and nearly shot it out of my nose to read that i am probably gay for drinking it. oh well. what's so gay about sucking another man's cock anyway? is that so wrong? nothing gay about it!
I wholeheartedly agree!