deadline.

fast. approaches. gaaaah! Actually, I'm totally calm, but apparently that's not a good thing. Anyhow, no time to write anything worthwhile, so I'll dispense a little of someone elses quick and sophisticated humour: go to google, type or paste in "french military victories", and press "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Update: Vagaries of the net... as David points out, the link has now been removed, so what you get instead is a rather tasteless, weak minded and ill-informed page of anti-islamic propaganda. Please don't bother.

UPDATE 2 - it's back to normal. Easy solution... if you see a monkey, it didn't work!