not over breakfast
My sense of humour, on the whole, is pretty dry, but there are times when the finest toilet-humour really hits me - or at least, leaves me spraying cereal across my computer screen and down my chest. Lovely. Enjoy the cyber; I'm so easy to please! via SE
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ok.. um.. thats just WRONG.... funny... but wrong... :)
I so totally agree. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
"As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds."
That was the surprising one. What the **** is this ****? It makes me feel like I should go and get a blue rinse and move to the Home Counties, and give up any claims of being liberal and tolerant!
I'd love to know how they collected the data, though.
I realise that this person is spoofing the whole cyber thing, but something tells me it was probably just made up. If not, I can but despair... Pride and Prejudice is more my thing; Colin Firth makes for a good Mister Darcy, and his sensuality is implicit in a far more alluring fashion.
If you're looking for something with shock-value on the Internet, might I recommend www.bme.freeq.com - for when words are not enough! Or, if you can't face the pictures of all those body modifications, try reading the column about someone's endeavours to make himself a eunuch, and see if you don't feel faint before reaching the bottom of the page! ;-)
Oh. My. Life. That was fun, but I did enjoy browsing the tattoo galleries; I don't think getting a tattoo is something I'd do, but it's amazing to see how people have chosen to decorate themselves, in some cases very elaborately.
It's quite an eye-opener, isn't it?!!
Hehe... I saw that one awhile ago. :) And while it isn't in the same vein, you might be interested in this.
To ksquare: your link is to a stunning blog. I'm quite sure I'll link to it from my own. Wow!
Agreed - it made for an excellent read; thank you for apprising me of that one.
No problem. :) You might also want to read http://www.dogpoet.com though he's rather depressing. :P
That's one with which I am familiar. I can't say that I avoid many types of writing, and I certainly don't for their being depressing. Each for its own merits.
Very amusing!