double-edged
"Your cum tastes like durian."
Relationships have failed over less, but a relationship that can't withstand attacks of attrition by a tropical fruit probably isn't worth holding on to.
We remain stalwart in our struggle against fruity pericarps and odious pulps. Enough said.
Ha. And also, you know, ick :)
Durian. As a fruit on its own, acceptable. I don't know how it'd be as PART of a fruit ;-)
so long as it doesn't smell like it...
a little too much detail??
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