In Local News: December 2004 Archives

Dear Masochists,

It is time to nominate this year's Christmas carol.

Thank you,

Hapless Victim.

EDIT: Following an email enquiry: You are nominating a carol for ME TO SING, as last year!

Yes Quin, I wish they'd bug off too; too many memories of answering the door in my underpants, only to be simultaneously blasted by icy-cold air and a group of trillers too busy singing their piece to give me a chance to run and put something on. "No, you can't have any change, but if you like you can see just how hard nipples can get when snap frozen to 0°C."